Hello everyone I am phoning it in today and giving you FUNNY WEDDING PHOTOS to look at!

Monte Swann / Minnesota - United States

And now I’m off to labelize Britni’s addresses, create Schuyler’s hotel accommodations card, FINALLY after what feels like days and days of pouting and huffing on the way back from my Netflix-less mailbox, watch The Thin Man for Mandy (no, not my bridesmaid Mandy, a new Mandy custom bride, yes having 2 “Mandy” is confusing Michael as well) who in her own words:

My fiance and I are pretty goofy, love old movies and read a lot, the theme for our wedding is based on film noir Thin Man series and Nick and Nora, the wry detective duo.  For us the idea of dry humor with a splash of gin and tonic is the ultimate wedding theme My dress and ring have a vintage flair and our colors are deep red, russet-y orange, aubergine and grey (maybe a little navy in there).

So that’s obviously a super awesome concept (she had me at splash of gin!) and I get to watch a movie for homework! YAY!!