Ok I didn’t get as much as I planned done today due to the fact: a) I received a mysterious email from a friend of mine who was “mugged” (turned out it was just that her yahoo account had been hacked), b) the Brazil v. North Korea game (I have a World Cup Fantasy team- don’t be fooled though I’m not sporty), and c) various other blah blah blah work.

So instead I bring you: bridesmaid dresses and awesome vintage to you!

I’m sure you’ve seen this floating around the interwebs lately but, honestly, where the hell was this when I was getting married? It wasn’t 1987 it was 2007– a mere THREE YEARS AGO and we basically had to locate seven horicruxes (meh it’s late, it was either a Harry Potter reference or something about the penitent man kneeling at the breath of God from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and, THAT, my friends, is arcane) before you could find a cocktail dress! And I know Dessy group was around then. Grrr… Anyway. Dessy Group:

Lela Rose Bridesmaid Style LR120

Cynthia Rowley Style 8007

And the awesome vintageness comes from etsy seller High Street Market.

Large vintage cast iron ship doorstop: $42. Perfect for a kids’ room… or, like, my room.

Tall vintage brass vanity mirror, double sided: $38. Who’s the fairest of them all?

Vintage light up globe: $48. Everyone has a mild globe obsession, right?

Vintage golf club, wooden hickory shaft with brass head, putter: $52. Stereotypes tell me your Dad likes to play golf and Father’s Day is coming up.